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I Planted 12 Zucchini. I Regret Everything.

I planted 12 zucchini plants. I now have 400 zucchini. Here's what I learned about overplanting.

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I Planted 12 Zucchini. I Regret Everything.

I planted 12 zucchini plants. I now have 400 zucchini. Here’s what I learned about overplanting.

What I Did

The seed packet said “plant 3-4 seeds per hill.” I planted 12 hills. Because more is better, right?

What Happened

Every single plant produced. 6-10 fruits per plant. Over 6-8 weeks.

That’s 70-120 zucchini. At any given moment.

What I Did With Them

  • Ate them
  • Grilled them
  • Baked zucchini bread
  • Gave them to neighbors
  • Left them on coworkers’ desks
  • Froze 30 pounds
  • Still had 20 left

What I Learned

One zucchini plant feeds a family. Two is plenty. Twelve is a mistake.

What I’d Do Differently

Plant 2. Maybe 3 if I want to freeze some.

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